Who really runs America?--You are what you read--.

• Position: Off The News - U.S. newspapers described by humorous quotes - Brief Article

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by the people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country.

4. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country if they didn't have to leave LA.

5. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

6. The New York Daily News is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country as long as they can get a seat on the train.

7. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country unless they are found intoxicated and undressed.

8. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure...